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Gabe Smalley Presents Eardrum Holes and Other Nonsense

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Dear Kenmore

Right now, it's approximately one billion degrees here in beautiful Los Angeles. Knowing your brand and it's quality, plus the fact that Sears is the only place with A/C units in stock and for some reason must put your brand on sale to sell them, I purchased a window unit. After approximately one hour of trying to assemble said unit, I realized that all screws included were slightly too large for the holes they are supposed to fit. I just want to say Fuck You. Well, say it again, because I actually screamed it multiple times, much to the amusement of my asshole neighbors. I can only hope that the quality of the unit and thought put into its design is up to the clearly rigorous standards of the installation kit.

Again, fuck you.

Gabe

1 Comments:

At 3:31 AM PDT, careb said...

quit whining you lazy honkey. go to one of the million hardware stores with English speaking staff and get more screws. imagine being in Korea and trying to buy screws ... it's a lot worse.

 

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